keyboard for blondes

No this is not a joke folks. This keyboard really is called the “Keyboard For Blondes” and it comes with funny features and sound effects provided via proprietary software with the sole purpose of playing up on the blonde stereotype.

For example, press certain keys and you’ll hear sounds such as “Oops..” or “You’re deleted” or “Duhhhh”. Press the “$” key and you’ll hear a cash register clinking. I think you get the point.

Other features of the “Keyboard For Blondes” include:

  • Space Bar is now called, “The Big One: I need my space.”
  • The top row of “F” function keys now spells “Useless Keys.”
  • The backspace key now says “Oops!”
  • New functionality for texting such as keys for “OMG,” “LOL,” and unique twists: “ALI” (Absolutely Love It!) and “ZZZD” (Boring Date).
  • Number keys have musical notes on them

The Keyboard For Blondes is available now for $49.95 plus shipping and handling at www.keyboardforblondes.com.

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